Very few stories about March Madness include rumors about a team using the drug Ibogaine, but I am here to tell you that there is a rumor that the Brigham Young University Men’s Basketball team has been using a drug known as Ibogaine. Ibogaine, “an alkaloid obtained from an African shrub having anti-depressant and hallucinogenic properties” has been in circulation for many years as a drug that acts as a stimulant. However, when used in high volumes, episodes of intense hallucinations can and do in fact occur. I don’t need to get you into the details of what this drug does, but if you are curious, there are plenty of places you can go to get a more detailed report of this drug and its effects on the human mind. But to be short, we can say that it is a “Psychoactive Substance”.
Back to the Basketball side of things, there are unnamed and unknown sources that have bubbled up stating that former BYU basketball star Rafael Araujo has secretly been supplying the team with the stuff from his home country Brazil. These rumors also state something about “frosted flakes” being used as a means of hiding the ibogaine. Being a powdery substance, it is theoretically possible for one to coat and powder one’s frosted flakes in ibogaine to get the effects of the drug. Whether or not the drug’s power or effectiveness is affected by the use of milk is something that I am not aware of. But what I am aware of is the news that Araujo and the BYU basketball coaching staff are possibly supplanting the ibogaine into the BYU player’s frosted flakes or in some cases frosted mini-wheats, pending on the player’s personal preference for breakfast. Such use of Ibogaine would most certainly be breaking NCAA Basketball violations, and would in fact result in very stiff penalties and harsh sanctions placed on the BYU basketball program and all of its athletics, if in fact the rumors were true.
What are the odds that these rumors are true? In my honest opinion, there are extremely low odds that any of this has any grain of truth in it somewhere. But, what keeps the possibility alive is the potential of a “desperate times calls for desperate measures” type of attitude at BYU. We all know, that BYU has never been very good at basketball. Sure the occasional star like Danny Ainge, Fred Roberts, and Rafael Aruajo has stumbled their direction. But when has BYU basketball been this close to a National Championship? Never! They have never been more hyped up in basketball then they are now. If they have been, it hasn’t been for a while. Jimmer Fredette their star player is arguably the best player in the nation, and has an unlimited range to hit shots from anywhere in the arena. As of Monday February 28, 2011, they are the # 3 ranked team in the nation and just beat now # 9 ranked San Diego State in a Mountain West Conference showdown. Talks about BYU getting a # 1 seed in the Western Region of the NCAA tourney have gone from mindless chatter by BYU fans to a heavily debated topic among ESPN sports analysts, with a huge chunk (I’d say probably 75 %) stating that if BYU runs the table, wins the Mountain West tourney, and finishes with only two losses, they will in all likelihood earn themselves a # 1 seed. And who’s to say they don’t deserve a # 1 seed? I mean # 1 Duke just got whopped by Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, # 5Texas got mugged by Colorado over the weekend, and # 10 Arizona got spanked by UCLA (these rankings are prior to their embarrassments on the Basketball court). Not only that, but other ranked teams like Syracuse, UCONN, and even Pittsburgh have all lost games, and none of them seem to want the #1 seed. So why not give it to BYU? They’ve only lost 2 games; they’ve gotten through all of their games almost entirely unscathed (barring 2 losses to New Mexico in the Pitt and UCLA). This could be BYU’s year! It really could be.
So, with all that swirling around them, and being the kind of group that will do whatever it takes to win a championship, it actually makes sense that BYU’s basketball coaches might want to give their players a little “kick” in the morning to wake them up a little bit, and help them focus throughout the day. If that were their ambition, then Ibogaine would be a viable option to do that. Ibogaine does have side effects that make it likely that BYU coaches would avoid it. Seizures, teeth chattering, incoherent babbling, euphoric dreams about the past, and so forth are all side effects of this African shrub drug. It can be fatal, and can cause brain damage. But on the other side of the coin, if you are BYU, when are you going to be in this position again? Why not give yourself an edge that other teams don’t have. I guarantee that no other team in the nation is using this drug. No rumors of that have yet surfaced.
But the rumor about Rafael Araujo supplying the BYU coaches with an ibogaine powder to put on frosted mini-wheats/ frosted flakes has surfaced today. If BYU were to be using the stuff (remember no hard evidence is out there to say that they are), they would more than likely be the only team in NCAA Divisions 1 through 3 that would be using the stuff. Not only that, but if it is working, then that means that they have an advantage that no other team in the Nation has! Pretty cool huh? Not only that, but Ibogaine is so far off the radar from drugs commonly used by NCAA athletes to “enhance their performance”, that it is almost certain that the NCAA isn’t testing for Ibogaine. Nobody is gonna know because it is so far-fetched and so untested in the realms of sports performance enhancement. If that is the case, then it is theoretically possible that BYU coaches would want such an advantage, as would their players. Just sprinkle a little Ibogaine on your cereal and off you go.
Now the name of this “breakfast of champions” that BYU’s players have been allegedly taking are rumored to be called “Cougar Flakes”, a spin off of “Frosted Flakes” sponsored by the fellow anabolic steroid abusing tiger “Tony the Tiger”. No other name has surfaced as the nickname of this breakfast, and so I am going to assume that they are “Cougar Flakes”.
Now if BYU were indeed eating “Cougar Flakes” for breakfast, it would be possible for opposing players and spectators to not notice any unusual signs of the drug being used. If given in small enough doses (which it would have to be), then BYU could go into games feeling and being more energized without any noticeable side effects. An interesting thing about BYU’s team that may or may not be linked to Ibogaine is that they are a small team. Jimmer Fredette is only 6 foot 2 and their tallest player is 6 foot 10, but he rarely gets used. The rest of the players are 6 foot 9 or shorter, and thus a possibility of the need for smaller players is a possibility. The reason is that the use of ibogaine on a larger bodied person could have more noticeable effects then on a smaller bodied person. That could be why the 6 foot 10 kid on BYU doesn’t get many minutes (or much Ibogaine for that matter). It could have a more noticeable effect on larger people. To be clear so I don’t get anybody confused, I am not saying that Ibogaine affects taller people more than smaller people, I’m saying I don’t know if it does or not, but it could explain why BYU’s team is so small, tiny, defenseless, and unable to get a freaking rebound.
Another possibility for why Ibogaine could be used is that BYU fans have the tendency to put unrealistic expectations on their teams. The BYU players probably feel like they aren’t the # 3 team in the Nation. The expectations are probably too high for these guys, and the Ibogaine could do the trick to calm them down and help them focus on playing basketball instead of the hype that BYU’s fans have placed on their basketball team. BYU fans as we speak are all giddy about a “final four run” and a chase for a “national championship”. Those expectations shouldn’t be there. If BYU fans would be more level headed, they would understand that their team doesn’t stack up in its comparison with the Big East teams, the ACC teams, the Big 10 Teams, SEC teams, the Big XII teams, or even the PAC-10 teams. Not to mention the other mid-majors that they have to contend with. Their schedule isn’t the toughest in the nation, and they have benefited from a soft-schedule. With teams like TCU, Wyoming, Utah, and Air Force in the Mountain West, it would be easy to get a string of wins going and build a resume that would get fans spit-balling about their teams chances to win a national championship. But the reality is simple. If BYU gets to the Sweet 16, then they’ve vastly exceeded their expectations. Last year, they barely beat the Florida Gators in the first round, only to get stomped by a vastly superior Kansas State team the following round. Florida was re-grouping after losing their star players from the past two seasons to the NBA. Florida on a down year lost in OT to the upstart Cougars. BYU just simply isn’t cut to win a national championship, or make a deep run. All they have is one short little white kid who throws up junk at the rim that goes in. It’s like blind squirrel finds nut, only the blind squirrel can see through the shades to see the nut and find it (so the squirrel really isn’t blind). My point is that BYU doesn’t have the depth or a second scoring threat that can give Fredette help incase he has an off game. As soon as Jimmer Fredette has an off game or gets doubled, BYU will fold. Not only that, but their biggest win of the year is against a San Diego State team that is just like them. Unproven, untested, and unable to go far in the dance. It is that simple. BYU is a fraud in the March madness picture. Don’t mind them. They aren’t a team to be afraid of. If BYU is taking Ibogaine, then they are a threat to do some damage. The Ibogaine could be their secret formula to succeed and win the whole thing.
In conclusion, I want to start off by saying that the rumors about the Ibogaine use are more than likely to be false. But, I do find the rumors to be interesting, and something that should be looked into by the NCAA just to make sure that all is fair and well in Provo, Utah. If the rumors are false, then we can all go back to focusing on BYU from a pure basketball sense. But, if the rumor is true (which is highly unlikely), then BYU is going to be the new USC of college athletics. Losing Bowl eligibility and NCAA tournament eligibility for years. The ramifications of using the ibogaine would be costly for the school if the rumors were indeed true.
note: all information that was quoted was off of wikipedia.org or dictionary.com
also, anybody who reads this and believes that the rumors are actually true is an idiot. If you took the bait and believed the rumors, than you are the most gullible person on planet earth.